Do's, Don't's, & I Don't Really Like You Gift Giving Rules

The most frequent question that people ask this time of year is WHAT DO I GET ......? Which in my opinion is the most frustrating part of the Holiday Season.
So I'm here to help you guys out this year with something I like to call Do's, Don't & I Really Don't Like You Gift Giving Rules.
(Let's face it there is always that one person(s) that annoys the living day lights out of you but you have to give them a gift this time of year just to keep the peace)

Rule #1: Children's Teachers: Do's: Starbucks Gift Card, or a Pair of Movie Tickets. Don't: Alcohol. I Don't Really Like You (how in the world did you get teaching credentials): A nice $2 Picture Frame or Mug.

Rule #2: Neighbors: Do's: Bottle of Wine or Homemade Treats. Don't: Wind chimes (Who wants to listen to that all night). I Don't Really Like You (I'm Praying Your Moving Soon): Some Tasty Hard as a Rock Fruit Cake (With a change of address slips)
         
Rule #3: Co-Worker: Do's: Wine or Starbucks Gift Cards. Don't: Stationary. I Don't Really Like You (I'm Hoping You Get Transferred Soon): A nice $2 Mug

Rule #4: Gardener: Do's: Some Homemade Treats or Box of Cookies. Don't: alcohol. I Don't Really Like You (If you don't start cutting my lawn right your gonna get fired): A Card

Rule #5: Your Boss: Do's: Nice Bottle of Wine or Scarf or Tie, Don't: Anything to put on their desk (More then likely they have so much junk on there already). I Don't Really Like You (How did you become a BOSS again): A Card

I will have rules for your family later this week.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS